I’m poorly today. I’ve spent my day complaining of how ill I am. In bed. Half watching Desperate Housewives. Half doing my diploma work for tomorrow. Then I get a kick in the teeth when my assessor rings up like “have to cancel our apt tomorrow” and I just think fuck my life and eat some chocolate and indulge in more Desperate Housewives episodes. Tonight we’ve been to look at more cars, dropped my sisters birthday card off and go for tea at the place I used to work and going in there makes me cringe so bad. Now I’m home poorly again and my shit car has a flat tyre and I’m not changing it cause 1. I can’t be arsed and 2. I wouldn’t know where to start. So I’ve rung my breakdown cover out to change it. Lazy bitch. Jordan’s poorly too, bless him.
This is why a blog is so good. Just endlessly rambling, chatting utter shite.
When I get married I am going to wear the most prettiest, most beautiful white underwear ever. Even prettier than this. Don’t think this is that pretty really, but it’s nice.
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NICKI MINAJ’S FACE IN THE LAST GIF THO
SHES ALL LIKE ‘bitch he talking about you’
look at der ears tho